/u/[deleted]'s posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "That's insane." "I'm telling you, they abducted me and took me up to their ship!" "And I'm telling you you're crazy, humans aren't real!"
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[WP] Emperor Palpatine hires an aspiring inventor from outside the galaxy to rebuild Darth Vader, a man named Tony Stark
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[WP] It's a bit strange to say the least, but whenever you shower your dog, they multiply into five dogs for a couple of hours. You have no idea why or how this happens, but god you're gonna find a way of profiting from it.
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[WP] You went to work and saw your boss immediately. Thought to yourself, "I'll just do the bare minimum from now on. None of you appreciates my efforts anyways." In an instant, your boss looked at you angrily and asked you, "What did you just say?"
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[WP] You finally land a job. The only requirement is for you to follow 10 rules, sketchy but whatever. “I’m going to start listing the rules, listen closely”. “I finally have an income, I can actually be independent now. No more aski-“, “Rule no.10, DO NOT acknowledge the entities.”… “Shit.”
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[WP] Pronunciation is important. But nobody can blame you if you learned the word from a book and didnt know saying it wrong outloud would lead to this kind of chaos
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[WP] "Dude, can you stop being consumed by the darkness for 5 fucking seconds and deal with the situation at hand?"
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[WP] "Sorry sir, but unfortunately you do not qualify for eternal salvation in our wing, I have compiled a list of other heavens, hells and limbos you are eligible for. Of course, you could always try your luck with the wheel of reincarnation."
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[WP] A cleric starts a school for orcs, as he believes all creatures are capable of good and can be good if they are educated. The idea polarizes the continent, with defendants and opposers debating on all fronts.
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